How to Throw a Chicken

Lucas: First, chew the feet to make sure it is a chicken.

Chicken: Hey, haha, hehe, stop, stop!

Lucas: Give it a good thorough nibble.

Chicken: Hey, buddy, hey, wanna know what I stepped on just before this??

 

Lucas: Then run around and wave it in the air.

Chicken: Whoa, whoa, whoa, getting dizzy, getting dizzy!

Lucas: Bend your knees and throw!

Chicken: NOOOOooooooooooooo...

Lucas: Watch it fly!

Chicken: ..oooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Lucas: Pick it up and go again!

Chicken: No no, no no, put me down, put me down!

Lucas: If you can't find your chicken after a while, pause for game of peek-a-boo.

Chicken: (muffled) Hope he can't see me...

Lucas: Sometimes the chicken tries to run away.

Chicken: Aaargh, go away, shoo, shoo!

Lucas: So grab it firmly by the head.

Chicken: *chomp*

Lucas: Don't forget to laugh like a maniac.

Chicken: Note to all - stay away from this boy.

Lucas: Chicken throwing is quite tiring.

Chicken: (not available for comment due to unknown whereabouts)

Lucas: "Where is my chicken, mommy?"

Chicken: "Don't tell him, mommy."

Lucas: Finally, take a rest with your buddy chicken.

Chicken: Hey listen buddy, you and I gotta have a little talk about all this throwing...